(Downtown, Knoxville, IA)
Scooter’s 744th bar, first visited in 2010.
This turned out to be a basement bar. It was a HUGE place. Several pool tables, darts, foosball, and video slots. There was an area for bands.
The men’s room was painted a blinding shade of chartreuse, and the sink inside was the highest I have ever encounter at any bar anywhere. It was nearly at my nipples. And I’m tall.
The highlight of the visit came as my friend was outside making a phone call. A drunk biker became very agitated while telling the story of a recent visit to the dentist. His story turned into a an obscenity-laced tirade against his dentist, then doctors and lawyers, and finally all people with white-collar jobs. “It’s a good thing for blue collar people keeping things running,” he said. “Glad we’re all blue collar here.”
Then he spotted me.
“YOU!!!” he shouted, pointing at me. “You’re not white-collar, are you?!?”
“Ummm…” I replied, “Uh… I want to live, so, ummm, no comment?”
“What do you do?” he asked me.
“I’m a computer programmer,” he said.
He mulled that over for a moment.
“Well, I’m sure you’re writing programs for The Man, so you’re okay.”
I was curious as to the purpose of this door, seeing that it can’t be opened without completely removing the toilet.
208 E. Robinson St.
Knoxville, IA 50138
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